"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression



If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

Far too many people are looking for the right person, instead of trying to be the right person.
― Gloria Steinem (via feellng)


Sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested